[00:01.28]Artist: Mansun [00:01.80](Letter' we're going to write this letter) [00:02.06]Song: Stripper Vicar [00:03.11]Album: Attack Of The Grey Lantern [00:04.21] [00:05.33] [00:05.43] [00:09.96]Dear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter [00:14.29]In the hope that you may soon be getting better [00:18.66]I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor [00:22.89]If you haven't then you know you really oughta [00:27.13]I was worried so I went to see the vicar [00:30.44]But before I could confess he first confessed to be a stripper [00:34.85] [00:35.84]Dear Mavis it was very strange to see him [00:40.16]So I thought I'd write and ask you your opinion [00:44.42]Should I grass on him' report him to the Cardinal? [00:48.79]Or whether I should egg him on to turn professional? [00:53.07]If I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser [00:56.93]But the only thing the Stripper Vicar wears is plastic trousers [01:00.56] [01:01.15]Mavis's opinion' all we really seek [01:09.79]Mavis's opinion' all we' should we... [01:15.11] [01:16.16]Lie while he's still alive? [01:23.55]Should we lie while he's still alive? [01:32.13]'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it [01:37.67] [01:38.18]Dear Mavis thought I'd follow up my letter [01:42.49]Drop a line about the fate of our poor vicar [01:46.71]Very tragically his time on Earth has ended [01:51.11]Found him gagged and bound in stockings and suspenders [01:55.33]D'dear Mavis if you tell us what you're thoughts are [01:59.20]And I hope that they're not biased 'cos you are the vicar's daughter [02:03.01] [02:03.49]Mavis's opinion'all we really seek [02:12.38]Mavis's opinion' all we' should we... [02:17.73]Lie now that he has died? [02:25.13]Should we lie now that he has died? [02:33.84]'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it [02:38.73] [03:00.56]And we know that he's a vicar and by night a part time stripper [03:05.09]And the vicar got suspended in his stockings and suspenders [03:09.61]And he's making wine from water while he dresses like his daughter [03:14.03]And we know that he's a rip off cos we've seen him with his kit off [03:17.45] [03:17.86]Should we lie now that he has died? [03:26.04]Should we lie now that he has died? [03:34.94]'Cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it' oh s**t!