[00:01.376]It's a god-awful small affair
[00:05.049]For the girl with the mousy hair
[00:08.957]And her mommy is yelling, "No!"
[00:12.839]And her daddy has told her to go
[00:16.705]But her friend is nowhere to be seen
[00:20.478]And she walks in a sunken dream
[00:24.530]To the seat with the clearest view
[00:28.174]And now she’s hooked on the silver screen
[00:31.721]
[00:32.425]But the film is a saddening bore
[00:36.228]For she's lived it ten times or more
[00:40.065]It's about to be lived again
[00:43.946]As I ask you to focus on
[00:46.522]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[00:50.920]Oh no! Look at those cavemen go!
[00:56.911]It’s the freakiest show
[01:00.617]Take a look at the lawman
[01:03.959]Beating on the wrong guy
[01:06.358]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know?
[01:12.259]He's in the best selling show
[01:16.256]Is there life on Mars?
[01:28.256]
[01:42.471]It's on America's tortured brow
[01:46.567]Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
[01:50.457]And the workers have struck for fame
[01:54.554]Because Lennon's on sale again
[01:58.211]See the mice in their million hordes
[02:02.060]From Ibiza to the Norfolk roads
[02:05.978]Rule Britannia is out of bounds
[02:09.824]For my mother, my dog, and clowns
[02:14.033]But the film is a saddening bore
[02:17.769]For I wrote it ten times or more
[02:21.745]It's about to be writ again
[02:25.601]As I ask you to focus on
[02:28.714]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[02:32.797]Oh no! Look at those cavemen go!
[02:39.024]It's the freakiest show
[02:42.666]Take a look at the lawman
[02:46.090]Beating on the wrong guy
[02:48.411]Oh man! Wonder if he’ll ever know
[02:54.294]He’s in the best selling show
[02:58.283]Is there life on Mars?
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