YOU’RE THE PINUP OF THE THINKING GIRLS
THE GENTLEMAN AMONG THE BOYS
JUNIOR YEAR YOU SMOKED A PACK A DAY
STILL WON THE TRACK AWARD
YOU’VE BEEN SO POLITE
TO ALL THE MOTHERS AND THE TEACHERS
OH WHY TRASH TALK ME NOW?
MY REPUTATION’S BAD ALREADY
SKIPPING OUT GYM CLASS TO STUDY
MILES FROM THE SCENE
AND YOU KNOW IT’S RIDICULOUS
YOUR PRIDE ALWAYS GOES FIRST
HOW COULD WE BE TOGETHER?
IF I’M EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED
WELL, I’M SORRY, BUT YOU CAN’T BE MY PRINCE CHARMING
AND I AIN’T GONNA GO AROUND PRETENDING
I WISH THAT I COULD WRITE A LETTER
TO RETURN THE CELL PHONE NUMBER
YOU PRESSED IN MY HAND
I’D BE ON THE OTHER COAST
INSTEAD OF SITTING CLOSER
THAN I HOPED IN HOME ROOM CLASS