作曲 : Chester Bennington/Mike Shinoda
 作词 : Chester Bennington/Mike Shinoda
Man, the other day
I was trying to figure out how many letters was in the alphabet
It took me all day, but you know I did it
You wanna know how many letters there are?
26 letters in the alphabet!
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I wear a shower cap so I don't get wet
I put on my shoes so my feet don't hurt
And go to the floor with Ernie and Bert
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I got lots of friends, so I don't need pets
Ernie got wasted and Bert went flat
They got kicked out and they can't come back
So they're standing outside, singin'
Yeah, they're standing outside, singin'
Yeah, you know they outside
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26 letters in the alphabet (Check it out!)
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26 letters in the alphabet (Woo!)
Man, I didn't know I was so smart...my brain hurts
My brain hurts!