[00:00.000] 作曲 : Ben Folds
[00:01.000] 作词 : Ben Folds
[00:13.32]God bless the bureaucrat and the lawyer too
[00:20.23]They're public punching bags, but someone's gotta do it
[00:26.09]It's not so ***y, the procedure or the truth
[00:31.22]I say, God bless the bureaucrat and the lawyer too
[00:39.58]The House Intelligence Committee piles on
[00:46.59]They'd love to know what Rosenstein has on the boss
[00:51.35]But it's just for cameras, yeah, it's just a show of force
[00:57.65]Y'all know he can't comply, but that's the point, of course
[01:02.57]So they call him Mister Peepers
[01:05.18]As the thugs all smash his glasses
[01:08.11]Going full Lord of the Flies
[01:10.72]Burning this island down to ashes
[01:13.50]What's the rule of law
[01:15.93]If we can't agree on what a fact is?
[01:19.13]There ain't nothing here to see, folks
[01:21.98]Move along, move along
[01:27.78]Thank God for facts, they're stubborn things indeed
[01:34.03]But little cowboys will try cases on TV
[01:39.97]It doesn't make it so because you make believe
[01:45.39]You can't lose in court and appeal on Hannity
[01:50.84]The distinguished wrestler from Ohio
[01:56.62]He's free to lie, he's not the one who's under oath
[02:03.24]The law don't suit the boss, this Deputy must go
[02:08.89]We got him in the locker room, boys start the show
[02:13.11]So they call him Mister Peepers
[02:16.33]Send some thugs to smash his glasses
[02:19.23]If he's gone and peeped the wrong thing
[02:21.86]Then they'll burn his name to ashes
[02:25.34]What's the rule of law
[02:27.71]If we can't establish what a fact is?
[02:30.62]There ain't nothing here to see, folks
[02:33.44]Move along, ah move along
[02:45.71]They say it dies in the dark
[02:50.04]Right now, they're trying to kill it in broad daylight
[02:57.13]Can flashlights really fight bombs?
[03:01.28]We'll see right now
[03:29.29]You boys are Christians, right? What would Jesus do?
[03:34.05]Would he bury crimes and carry water like a stooge?
[03:41.71]Or smear a family man in case he tells the truth
[03:48.28]About the boss, yeah, what would Jesus do?
[03:53.85]Would he call him Mister Peepers?
[03:56.62]Send some thugs to smash his glasses?
[03:59.68]The institution's standing tall
[04:02.82]Though we tried our best to trash it
[04:05.11]Aren't we all the keepers
[04:08.07]Of this fragile young Republic?
[04:10.80]And when all those Mister Peepers people fall…
[04:16.04]Lord help us all