作词 : Long True Life Hero (Dee Long) The last time I went swimmin' A started to drown and my head ... it went down And then, the lifeguard he jumped in Grabbed hold of my hair an he pulled me to ground He was a true life hero Friend of every man an child A true life hero I really do think it'd be wild I wonder what it would be like To be the ultra maroon who was first on the moon Cos' who could help but dislike A man, it is known, has the guts of a prune Wanna be a true life hero Friend of every man and child A true life hero I really do think it'd be wild I could never be like him I could never be strong cos' I'm always wrong So I'll just sit here thinkin' How nice it would be if it only was me Who was a true life hero Friend of every man and child A true life hero I really do think it'd be wild