[00:00.00] 作词 : Anderson
[00:21.000] Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning weary
[00:26.000] Winsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines ---
[00:31.000] The critics falling over to tell themselves he's boring
[00:35.000] And really not an awful lot of fun
[00:40.000] Well who the hell can he be when he's never had V.D.,
[00:45.000] And he doesn't even sit on toilet seats?
[00:50.000] Court-jesting, never-resting
[00:52.000] He must be very cunning
[00:54.000] To assume an air of dignity
[00:57.000] And bless us all with his oratory prowess
[01:05.000] His lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air
[01:12.000] And every night his act's the same
[01:16.000] And so it must be all a game of chess he's playing
[01:22.000] "But you're wrong, Steve: you see, it's only solitaire."