Nightfall, and you head to the show 
A ticket is clutched in your hand 
Wearing a vest made of denim 
With patches of your favorite bands 
You get to the club 
And the first band is totally lame 
These posers are into the nu-school 
They have t-i-o-n in their name! 
Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin 
My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!! 
Up from the pit 
We launch an assault on the stage 
Hatchets are buried in craniums 
In a frenzy of psychotic rage 
Killing machines 
Necks are all broken and slashed 
We came here to conquer, we came here to rule 
WE CAME HE
RE TO SPLA
TTERTHRASH!!!!! 
Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin 
My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!! 
SPLATTERTH
RASH!!! BA
NG YOUR FU
CKING HEAD!!! 
SPLATTERTH
RASH!!! SL
AY THE LIV
ING, EAT T
HE DEAD!!! 
SPLATTERTH
RASH!!! MO
SHING LIKE 
A FOOL!!! 
SPLATTERTH
RASH!!! LI
VE FOR MET
AL, DIE FO
R GHOUL!!! 
End of the show 
And on to the next shitty dive 
The scenesters who got on the guest list 
Paid with their poserish lives 
But you survived 
Your metal turned out to be 
True You slammed in the pit and you didn’t take shit 
A Numbskull, through and through 
Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin 
My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!!