Do you have the time to listen to me whine About NOTHING and everything all I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think Im CRACKING UP Am I just PARANOID? Am I just STONED I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams SHE says its lack of sex thats bringing me down I went to a whore HE said my lifes a bore So quit my whining cause its bringing HER down So quit my whining cause its bringing HER down Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think Im CRACKING UP Am I just PARANOID? Grasping to CONTROL So I BETTER hold on Sometimes I give myself the CREEPS Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think Im CRACKING UP Am I just PARANOID? Am I just STONED