What a surprise What a surprise How quickly summer's over What a surprise What a good disguise I didn't say goodbye What a surprise Feel like I'm at home again Back inside my mother's arms Lights are shining on me again Passing notes with my best friends Hanging back at class again Maybe this year I'll find the girl What a surprise What a surprise How quickly summer's over What a surprise What a sweet disguise Feel like I didn't even know ya What a surprise And at the mire Stuck after a time We thought about graduation We talked about Jess Talked a little bout Kyle And how she might move to Brooklyn Or at least she'll try Looks like I'm the man around here Dad's gone off for another year Traveling is calling out to him Share the joys with my little bro Drop some acid in the snow Maybe this year I could find a car What a surprise What a surprise How winter makes you honest What a surprise A cold stare in the eyes I didn't even want it What a surprise