[00:00.00]Winning Winter - Educated Consumers
[00:05.58]I lost a bet on the super bowl
[00:07.86]So I had to dive In and crawl around through the snow
[00:10.60]Don't believe me believe me there's a video
[00:12.82]We made It to promote march 5 th and then we did the show
[00:15.53]Before march there was a winter to be lived through
[00:18.01]And snow fell on the d c metropolis
[00:20.52]In some other cities this wouldn't be big news
[00:22.94]But where I live It felt like an apocalypse
[00:25.68]Not the kind with zombies or the wrath of god
[00:28.36]But the kind where mother nature doesn't laugh It off
[00:30.71]I didn't laugh at all
[00:32.33]I saw the sky smoking a blunt
[00:34.06]And now I'm waiting for the ash to fall
[00:36.47]Traffic stalled for a few weeks
[00:38.19]Capitol hill of snow taking up a parking space
[00:40.88]A couple notches on the beltway ain't unique
[00:43.29]But hiring freezes get more than your heart to race
[00:46.55]I mean the rats were frost bit
[00:48.17]They lost It risking their lives just to make It to the office
[00:51.42]Exhausting caustic cold front
[00:53.17]Rose up through the mid-atlantic and did It's damage
[00:56.16]Detective baylor didn't expect a camera
[00:58.77]And brought a gun to a snowball fight
[01:00.95]I know my rights during a seasonal mood swing
[01:03.43]Some of us winning some of us losing
[01:06.21]That broken clock's been blinking since winter
[01:08.50]I hope It's not telling me I was born to lose
[01:11.45]I lost my temper but I found my center
[01:13.85]Winning winter so I can stay warm with you
[01:16.32]That broken clock's been blinking since winter
[01:18.69]I hope It's not telling me I was born to lose
[01:21.51]I lost my temper but I found my center
[01:23.88]Winning winter so I can stay warm with you
[01:41.74]Dez says you're beautiful little snowflakes
[01:44.29]I say that you're snowmobiles with no brakes
[01:46.88]This Isn't how normal feels It's so fake
[01:49.36]I need more to shovel while the hubble hovers above us
[01:52.39]Lovers and haters ever collapsing rap stars
[01:54.58]Nasa Is my backyard
[01:56.36]Their chain link fence couldn't contain
[01:58.35]The frozen rain that caused middle mad men to go Insane
[02:01.53]I wrote her name In spray paint for valentine's day
[02:03.88]She didn't feel the same I was out of line hey
[02:06.41]A cold shoulder Is nothing to new to this stoned loner
[02:08.80]Looking for a froze over belladonna for snow blower
[02:11.49]Temperature lower kill the hot streak
[02:13.91]They know I'm a broken clock and talk's cheap
[02:16.86]The homey dave In the 'burgh caught It after
[02:19.06]The mizery crew saw the storm growing faster
[02:21.63]As the weatherman got a lump of coal
[02:24.11]Rambling for ratings In another month or so
[02:26.67]There'll be rush on gold so put your luck on hold
[02:29.26]Milk break and toilet paper sold
[02:31.84]But uh I gotta go this Is not for show
[02:34.22]I really oughta get my clock fixed before the snow
[02:36.89]Falls and all this Is washed away
[02:39.01]I see my breath In the air as I cry out not today
[02:44.71]Waiting weather water winning winter
[02:47.36]That broken clock's been blinking since winter
[02:49.59]I hope It's not telling me I was born to lose
[02:52.25]I lost my temper but I found my center
[02:54.88]Winning winter so I can stay warm with you
[02:57.34]That broken clock's been blinking since winter
[02:59.85]I hope It's not telling me I was born to lose
[03:02.55]I lost my temper but I found my center
[03:05.04]Winning winter so I can stay warm with you