作词 : Dio, Soule
Baby if you flatter me
You might get somewhere
But I ain't going to flatter you
'Cause I don't really care
Ain't it all
Ain't it all amusing?
Now, now maybe if you give the sign
I might be a man
Baby if I got the time
I’ll do the best I can
Ain't it all, ain't it all 
Ain't it all amusing?
Well ain't it all right, right
Ain't it all amusing?
Make me laugh
Hey Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill fell down and broke her crown
And that's the way it ought to
Well, ain't it all now, all now, all, ain't it all amusing
I say, ain't it all, right, ain't it all amusing
Baby if you flatter me
You might get somewhere
But I ain't going to flatter you
'Cause i don't really care
Ain't it all, ain't it all
Ain't it all musing
Well, ain't it all, right
Ain't it all amusing
Baby if you flatter me
You might get somewhere
But I ain't going to flatter you
'Cause I don't really care
Ain't it all
Ain't it all amusing, ha ha?
Ain't it all, right
Ain't it all amusing? More amusing?