The way to earn money as a Pokémon Champion
is to start beating up on some random kid's pets
and stealing their cash.
But what do the earnings of a Pokémon master truly look like?
Pokémon Johto, let's go.
Chase your Dreams,
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy (For Bankruptcy)
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
It's the single worst financial decision ever
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
Pikachu
Pokemon masters are broke
They can'pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
They can't get that pokeskrill
Pokemon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
No sweet sweet pokeskrill
We've all had that dream though,right?
To spend a year out of your life
In the world of pokemon
To become a champion
Armer with only a few pokeballs
Travellin'the land to catch animals
And make'em fight eternal blood sport to the death
To the Death
You see,vidio games tend to gloss over
The rest of Life *2
What do the earnings of pokemon master
Truly look like
You might be able to speedrun your way
To the top of the pokecharts
The pokécharts
If you were to make them pokebucks
It's gonna be pokéhard
Chase your Dreams, Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
For bankrupcy
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
It's the single worst financial decision ever
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
Pikachu
Pokemon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
They can't get that poke skrill
Pokemon master are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
No sweet sweet pokeskrill
It'd be a great time
Or so wo'd like to think
You still have to eat,sleep
Use the bathroom or most conventient tree
If you become a pokemon champion
How broke would you be
Beatin'up on the elite four
Give you 85 cans of soda from the vending machine
Pokedollars Pokeskrill Pokebucks pay them bills
pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are
pokedollars pokeskrill pokebucks pay them bills
pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are
Chase your Dreams,
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
For bankrupcy
Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey
It's the single worst financial decision ever
Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better
Pikachu
Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke they can't get that pokeskrll
Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke no sweet sweet pokeskrill
But hey, that's just a theory...
A Game Theory!
And we didn't even talk about taxes.
Don't even get me started on taxes!