I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spendingand obliterates depending on what time of the yearbrutality is nerein the form of income tax
I'd rather take a fucking axeto my face, blow up this placewith you all in it, 
I'd do it in a minute
If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receiptsbecause 
I'd rather you be deadthan lose a tiny shred of what 
I made this fiscal year
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant
I'd rather you be dead
I'd rather you be dead
Prepare the laser-beam
I'm gonna use it tonight
Engage the laser-beam
It's gonna end your life
I'm gonna use it tonight
If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receiptsbecause 
I'd rather you be deadthan lose a tiny shred of what 
I made this fiscal year
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant