I looked in the mirror 
But someone else had taken my place 
I pulled on my blue jeans 
Then found out I was so out of shape 
So I walked in the sunshine 
And suddenly it started to rain 
So I reached for the crossword 
But couldn't find where I'd left my brain 
It's just one of those days 
When nothing turns out right 
It's just one of those days 
When nothing turns out right 
I tried to hide in the darkness 
When someone went and turned up the light 
All I wanted was peace and quiet 
The everybody started to fight 
So I called for a taxi 
But the man said I'd have to wait 
Cause i thought it was tomorrow 
When I found out it was yesterday 
It's just one of those days 
When nothing turns out right 
It's just one of those days 
When nothing turns out right 
I turned on the T.V. 
But all I got was the same old repeats 
I asked for coke with my whisky 
And the waiter brought it to me neat 
I took a drive in the country 
But couldn't find my way out of town 
I booked a table for dinner 
But then the restaurant went and closed down 
It's just one of those days 
When nothing turns out right 
It's just one of those days 
When nothing turns out right