[00:02.00]I must admit, your parlor tricks are amusing
[00:07.00]I bet you've got a bunny under your hat
[00:13.00]Now here's your chance to get the best of me, hope your hand is hot
[00:18.00]Come on, clown, let's see what you've got
[00:22.70]You try to slam me with your hardest stuff
[00:25.50]But your double whammy isn't up to snuff
[00:28.50]I'll set the record straight, you're simply out of date
[00:30.00]You're only second rate
[00:33.00]You think your cat's a meanine, but your tiger's tame
[00:36.50]You've got a lot to learn about the genie game
[00:38.70]So for your information, I'll reiterate
[00:41.00]You're only second rate
[00:44.90]Men cower at the power in my pinky
[00:50.20]My thumb is number one on every list
[00:55.30]But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible, put me to the test
[01:00.20]I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest
[01:05.70]Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise
[01:07.50]Snap me in a trap, cut me down to size
[01:11.00]I'll make a big escape, it's just a piece of cake
[01:13.50]You're only second rate
[01:16.20]You know, your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough
[01:18.30]And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up
[01:20.70]Let me pontificate upon your sorry state
[01:23.50]You're only second rate
[01:29.00]Zaba-caba-dabra
[01:31.30]Granny's gonna grab ya
[01:34.60]Alakazam-da-mus, and this thing's bigger than the both of us
[01:37.60]So spare me your tremendous scare
[01:40.20]You look horrendous in your underwear
[01:42.70]And I can hardly wait to discombobulate
[01:44.80]I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate
[01:47.70]You'll make a better living with a spinning plate
[01:50.50]You're only second rate