Thieves: Congratulations, bub, you've joined the club And everybody here agrees We got the finest blend of nearly-honest men, Welcome to the forty thieves!! A fraternity of thugs that you can trust There's nothing up our eighty sleeves Got lotsa grub to share Pull up an easy chair! Welcome to the forty thieves!! Now you get to lie and cheat, Never hafta brush your teeth But we always aim to please Care for one another You'll never miss your mother Iago: (Oh, I *love* you guys) Theives: Schemin' up a scam, Out on a limb, Takin' whatever we please And if you like to work You're gonna love this work! Welcome to the forty thieves!! Welcome to the forty thieves!! Cassim and Thieves: Together we're the perfect team (Aaaah) Larceny is in the genes (Aaaah) Dare to share the family dream? (Aaaah) Iago: Live a life o' leisure Countin' all yer treasure! Thieves: As an honorary member of the gang, There's no one alive ever leaves, Ya gotta snatch and sneak Or else your future's bleak We got a lifetime contract dat yer bound to keep You wanna save your skin You better fit right in, Wel-wel-welcome to the, Wel-wel-welcome to the Forty thieves!!