[00:00.000] 作曲 : 杨家成
[00:01.000] 作词 : 杨家成/BLO菠萝
[00:11.750]为什么我 要学英语
[00:14.390]首先我想吐槽英语
[00:17.189]老外有病 去发明
[00:19.982]一个无厘头的语言叫英语
[00:22.743]这些规矩 我头晕 我崩溃 真没谁
[00:25.950]别再问我会不会
[00:28.290]缴的学费 好浪费 你还问我学会了没
[00:33.630]要学语法 要学动态 要背单词 去考试 我好累
[00:39.206]但是学会 可以撩妹 去面试
[00:42.750]底薪可以高一倍
[00:44.846]到底我学会了没
[00:47.516]学不会可以找谁
[00:50.215]到底我学会英语了没
[00:55.785]How to say
[00:57.001]I very like
[00:58.395]I want to play with you
[00:59.214]You bad bad!
[01:01.399]这就是我们的英语 yeah
[01:05.058]Sing it again
[01:06.901]How to say
[01:08.087]I very like
[01:09.336]I eat already
[01:10.576]I go already
[01:11.442]We meet already
[01:12.687]这就是我的英语 yeah
[01:18.203]诶 老师 英语怎么这么难
[01:21.600]要注意的东西好多啊
[01:23.605]各种语法 各种发音
[01:25.827]搞得我头都大了
[01:26.731]唉
[01:27.387]BeeMineZ(菠萝)Rap：
[01:28.417]我爸爸妈妈让我多参加补习班
[01:30.998]都说我学好英语就能让你工资翻一翻
[01:33.826]每个老师都差不多穿着西装打领带
[01:36.471]所有知识点都过于枯燥浑身不自在
[01:39.185]上课没到五分钟就想趴下睡觉
[01:41.821]有些趴下玩手机埋头对着暗号
[01:44.732]如果有更简单的方法肯定也想学好
[01:47.503]也想遇到pretty girl时和她有说有笑
[01:50.963]要学语法 要学动态 要背单词 去考试 我好累
[01:56.447]但是学会 可以撩妹 去面试 底薪可以高一倍
[02:02.098]到底我学会了没
[02:04.721]学不会可以找谁
[02:07.582]到底我学会英语了没
[02:13.095]How to say
[02:14.254]I very like
[02:15.596]I want to play with you
[02:16.878]You bad bad!
[02:18.680]这就是我们的英语 yeah
[02:22.320]Sing it again
[02:24.115]How to say
[02:25.250]I very like
[02:26.582]I eat already
[02:27.880]I go already
[02:28.754]We meet already
[02:29.968]这就是我的英语 yeah
[02:35.254]对 英语是很难学
[02:39.037]我只能说 坚持 坚持