作词 : Mothersbaugh
  Listen comrade I dont care
 How long you want to grow your hair
 It doesnt matter to me
 Hey lady have you heard the news? 
 You can burn your wig and burn your shoes
 It doesnt matter to me
 But theres something bigger than my vcr
 Something important and its waiting for you
 Oh yeah
 Knock it off pal I heard your story before
 Tell me something new thats what Im waiting for
 It doesnt matter to me
 cause theres a train comin into the station
 But its headin for a new destination
 And I tell you my friend you better count me in
 Listen comrade I dont care
 If you ever change your underwear
 It doesnt matter to me