作词 : Barnabas Isukali
 作曲 : Alfa Sekitoleko
Asha (Illana): Excuse me Barney
Aunty Susan: Me I don’t know how this woman turned out to be girly girl … at that time I was just like “ EXCUSE ME ”
Mum: No Susan you just used to bash!
Aunty Susan: So full of annoyance.
Mum: Susan was upset… I don’t know what used to upset this little girl … Barney she would be like that. *pulls stroppy face*
Aunty Susan: *laughing*
Mum: As her cousin, you would go to their house and she’d be like that *pulls stroppy  face* then she’ll walk past, meanwhile Aunty Patrica is going “ Hey Pamela!” That one? Uh uhh
Barney: So, Asha is like Aunty Patrica?
Mum: Totally…  even the mannerisms, you know how Aunty Patrica is? Just  Asha…  Asha is just like her Aunty… EH  Susan? Then  the other one would cry, Patrica would cry … “Me I don’t want to go.” She wanted her to be a girl  but  Susan was a Tomboy! Fighting everyone! There was a boy, a  man he lives in London now, Susan used to beat this guy.
Aunty Susan: That used to nang me, you know bully me all the time.
Mum: Susan just looks at the guy and beats him up… eh  Susan.
Barney: Aunty?
Aunty  Susan: But he met me and gave us money for Matooke *laughs* So  I beat him well eh?
Everyone laughs