Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home I never dreamed that in a million years she'd settle for me This room's to let I only advertised this morning But here you are with three months rent and references that shine beyond Belief Take me to my room, you said, No time to lose, you said, And now you're making omelets and you ask me "Who's that girl on the fridge" And I'm telling my life story But I guess she's too good for me She's not my girlfriend She's just a friend who's a girl She's my buddy, she's my best mate She rocks my world I wanna tell her But I just can't find the time Or find the words Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here No phones, no interruptions Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel But now you're here and I can't think So why not stay and have a drink? I don't mind if you don't mind Do you want to stay? I don't mind Great. And now she's going to live with monkeys See the world and disappear Am I what's keeping her here? She's not my girlfriend She's just a friend who's a girl She's my buddy, she's my best mate She rocks my world I wanna tell her But I just can't find the time Or find the words Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl I can't take this anymore I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys" You're going to take her away from me Alright, I didn't want to do this But it might be the only way The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here? Sophie! I don't wanna leave Sophie! I can't leave Sophie! I love you Sophie But what about the monkeys? Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn Just, for God's sake Kiss the girl