作词 : Sinclair Hey hey, A.A. man! Hey hey, A.A. man! Hey hey, A.A. man! Hey hey, A.A. man! Out on the motorway, clocking up the miles My coupé's running roughly, steaming over Got thirty miles to go to the next services I ain't a-gonna make it, yes so this is You won't believe the state my engine's in I'm leaking oil and reckon I won't make it up the hill I should have checked my fanbelt too There's a burning smell, and now I'm pulling over to the side Hey hey, A.A. man! Hey hey, A.A. man! Hey hey, A.A. man! – get to me as fast as you can It's now well past four and pissing down with rain Where's my member's handbook, Patricia darling! The wheels are well locked up, I'm going for the phone They ain't had the very man to fix it Operator, put me through to breakdown I'm down the road, in my little red Marina in the rain Connect me through to Information I'm pumped right out and I've fifteen miles to walk home in the wet Hey hey, A.A. man! – get to me as fast as you can Hey hey, A.A. man! – ------- up the jerrycan Operator, put me through to breakdown I'm down the road, in my little red Marina in the rain Connect me to Auto Information I'm pumped right out and I've fifteen miles to walk home in the wet