[00:00.000] 作曲 : John Grant
[00:01.000] 作词 : John Grant
[00:19.834]I manipulate, that is what I do
[00:26.042]I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you
[00:29.982]That smirk on your face was designed by me
[00:34.428]I ******* curated it, like magically
[00:38.898]I manipulate, that is what I do
[00:43.381]I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you
[00:47.419]You don't like what I've become?
[00:50.807]What did you expect to happen?
[00:53.066]You come around with your lips flapping
[00:56.274]All hopped up on diet gum
[01:01.143]And everything you say is supposed to make me come
[01:04.804]Like, I should feel grateful you are in my life
[01:09.330]But I'd rather dig out my own spleen with a butter knife
[01:14.635]Hey, I've got some Gainsburgers you can have if you want 'em
[01:18.331]You might as well, you've clearly hit rock bottom
[01:22.618]You probably hang out at Times Square with in your pocket
[01:26.940]And around your neck is your grandmother's locket
[01:31.539]With a picture inside of what you might have been
[01:35.008]Sound familiar? Do you even know where that cheese is made?
[01:38.841]It's from Iowa, you dullard. Ever heard of it?
[01:42.106]I knew this guy from Ames, Ames, Iowa, Patrick
[01:45.829]He was so not to be into, in the most extreme way
[01:50.691]By the way, your bedside manner is reminiscent of a chuckle of hyenas, except, yes, it is a chuckle of hyenas, Dr. Turdface
[01:58.978]It's a collective noun; do you even know what a collective noun is, Stupidzilla?
[02:04.074]Hmm... let's see,
[02:06.251]I think your group would be called a misery,
[02:08.946]or, no, a patheticness of ********
[02:13.105]Oh, oh right, pardon me, your doofusness,
[02:16.549]a patheticness of baristas
[02:19.522]I manipulate, that is what I do
[02:23.810]I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you
[02:27.843]That smirk on your face was designed by me
[02:32.226]I ******* curated it, like magically
[02:36.915]I manipulate, that is what I do
[02:41.182]I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you
[02:46.936]You know
[02:47.556]being with you was like a cross between Cannibal Apocalypse
[02:51.122]and Lassie 9, except nowhere near as both of those movies were
[02:55.729]It's still a personal conundrum of mine
[02:58.061]how anyone can have such few of self awareness
[03:03.119]I manipulate, that is what I do
[03:07.302]I manipulate, that's why you just took a poo
[03:11.714]In those slacks you're wearing, is that a leisure suit?
[03:16.013]Did you make that yourself? That's a rhetorical question
[03:20.572]I manipulate, that is what I do
[03:24.869]I manipulate, it's rather easy with you
[03:28.919]You're sort of begging for it with your stupid face
[03:33.357]You're like Daffy Duck about to be erased
[03:40.238]Did you really think you could seduce me in a leisure suit?
[03:44.537]Well, I, yeah, okay, fair enough but that was like three weeks ago
[03:52.918]I'd like to see you try that now
[03:55.037]Uh, I'm not staring at your crotch, you maynard, I'm not!
[04:01.101]Well, it's hard not to, you practically dislocated your own hips thrusting it at me
[04:07.266]You're like that neon sign that keeps Kramer up all night
[04:11.430]Yeah, I guess you did keep me up all night a few times
[04:17.026]Really? 463? How could you know that?
[04:21.469]We only went out for a year
[04:24.992]What? I don't know, I was just gonna order out, I'm gonna
[04:30.199]Well, sure, I guess so
[04:32.933]Hey, um, I'm sorry I snapped at you a few minutes ago
[04:36.211]It's nothing personal, I hope you know that
[06:35.152]I manipulate, that is what I do
[06:41.290]I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you
[06:45.670]That smirk on your face was designed by me
[06:49.686]I ******* curated it, like magically
[06:54.338]I manipulate, that is what I do
[06:58.653]I manipulate, that's what I'm doing to you
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