Male on male you really got me confused
 at the gay wedding 
 baby wedding 
 gay baby, male on male
 
 I could tell it by the look on your eyes
 I embarrassed you in front of your friends
 and the lesbians and that awful dog of yours with my question
 
 Where's the bride, oh where?
 Where's the bride, oh where?
 
 Gay on gay, it's really hard to see straight
 at the gay wedding 
 baby wedding 
 gay baby, 
 male on male
 
 you told me please don't you get too drunk
 and then I saw you kissing other girl
 
 Where's the bride, oh where?
 Where's the bride, oh where?