作曲 : Reddick
作词 : Reddick
  You are my best friend in the world
 And I hope that you know
 That when we hang out together
 It's freakin awesome
 
 Playing poker- Friday nights
 Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
 You think that my sisters hot
 I accidentally shot your finger
 Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability
 I broke my leg you laughed so hard
 And told the ambulance to stop at the bar
 
 You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
 That I really and truly feel this way
 Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
 
 And sometimes we punch each other in the face
 Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
 I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way
 
 We fart and burp in the same key
 And I think your iPod sucks
 You make fun of my hair because yours is
 Disappearing
 
 I've seen your ***** you've seen mine
 I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
 Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when I *****t my pants
 You felt my girl's brand new boobs, you asked to suck em she refused
 Oh while you slept I shaved your head
 You woke up you told me I (was dead)
 
 You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
 That I really and truly feel this way
 Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
 
 And sometimes we punch each other in the face
 Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
 I know you know I love you
 (I freakin' love you, dude)
 I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way
 
 Na na na na
 Na na na na
 
 You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
 That I really and truly feel this way
 Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
 
 And sometimes we punch each other in the face
 Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
 I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way
 
 Na na na na
 Na na na na