[03.30.335]Tom: Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this
[00:15.055]Please, mom
[00:17.005]You ground me all the time
[00:19.105]I know that I was right all along
[00:22.567]And I'm hoping
[00:24.450]Remember I'm a kid
[00:26.080]I know not what I did, just having fun
[00:29.849]You couldn't wait
[00:31.564]For something new
[00:33.405]And yesterday
[00:35.334]I thought of you
[00:37.105]It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
[00:40.779]It's too late, I fell through
[00:45.099]Nothing to lose
[00:48.053]A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
[00:53.106]Nothing to do
[00:55.762]They can't trust me
[00:57.560]Because I blew it once before
[01:14.999]Shit, dad
[01:16.782]Please don't kick my ass
[01:18.509]I know I've seen your trashed at least one time
[01:21.997]Can I blame it
[01:24.062]On one of my dumb friends
[01:25.829]It's been awhile since I have used that line
[01:29.230]You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)
[01:31.227]For something new (for something new)
[01:33.005]And yesterday(and yesterday)
[01:34.762]I thought of you(I thought of you)
[01:36.569]It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
[01:40.511]It's too late, I fell through
[01:44.854]Nothing to lose
[01:47.782]A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
[01:52.451]Nothing to do
[01:55.229]They can't trust me
[01:57.861]'Cause I blew it once before
[02:06.888]Alright!
[02:30.005]Nothing to lose
[02:32.971]A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
[02:37.783]Nothing to do
[02:40.819]They can't trust me
[02:42.331]Because I blew it once before
[02:52.113]Tom: Hey uh Mark
[02:54.005]Mark: What, what the **** do you want Tom?
[02:55.220]I'm sick of "hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this, hey look at-look at how I make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark come here"
[03:02.103]Tom: No seriously, Mark hey, hey Mark
[03:05.834]I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that
[03:09.376]I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps
[03:13.003]Mark: That-that's what you say, that's what you say
[03:15.043]If your parents ever catch you, "I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off!"
[03:20.337]Tom: Do you guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago?
[03:24.409]'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it
[03:27.007]Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it 'cause otherwise we'll play it twice