| Song | Virus Alert |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Straight Outta Lynwood |
| [00:02.37] | Weird Al Yankovic |
| [00:03.62] | Virus Alert |
| [00:04.87] | |
| [00:06.05] | Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please |
| [00:11.67] | Really wanna give you a warning |
| [00:13.54] | 'Cause I found out this morning |
| [00:15.14] | About a dangerous, insidious computer virus |
| [00:18.50] | If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese' |
| [00:23.49] | Better not go taking your chances |
| [00:25.35] | Under no circumstances, should you open it |
| [00:28.05] | Or else it will |
| [00:29.14] | |
| [00:30.35] | Translate your documents into Swahili |
| [00:33.63] | Make your TV record "Gigli" |
| [00:35.87] | Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling |
| [00:41.20] | Look out! |
| [00:41.82] | It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze |
| [00:43.77] | Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs |
| [00:44.17] | Look out! |
| [00:46.09] | Look out! |
| [00:46.89] | Erase your hard drive and your backups too |
| [00:49.41] | And the hard drive of anyone related to you |
| [00:52.10] | |
| [00:53.25] | Virus alert! |
| [00:55.00] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [00:59.07] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [01:01.91] | |
| [01:04.91] | Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls |
| [01:10.36] | It’ll make your keyboard all sticky |
| [01:12.27] | Give your poodle a hickey |
| [01:13.55] | And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney |
| [01:16.70] | Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls |
| [01:22.10] | It’ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower |
| [01:25.52] | So just trash it now, or else it will |
| [01:27.84] | |
| [01:29.12] | Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, |
| [01:32.08] | Legally change your name to Reggie, |
| [01:34.59] | Even mess up the pH balance in your pool |
| [01:38.65] | |
| [01:40.18] | Look out! |
| [01:40.92] | It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull |
| [01:42.92] | Look out! |
| [01:43.63] | And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull |
| [01:45.95] | Look out! |
| [01:46.62] | And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep |
| [01:49.14] | Look out! |
| [01:49.91] | And make you physically attracted to sheep |
| [01:51.75] | Look out! |
| [01:52.52] | Steal your identity and your credit cards |
| [01:54.71] | Look out! |
| [01:55.47] | Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards |
| [01:57.61] | Look out! |
| [01:58.36] | Then cause a major rift in time and space |
| [02:00.52] | And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place |
| [02:04.04] | That’s right it’s a... |
| [02:05.47] | |
| [02:05.73] | Virus alert! |
| [02:07.22] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [02:11.29] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [02:14.23] | |
| [02:14.83] | Virus alert! |
| [02:16.09] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [02:20.13] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [02:23.01] | Warn all your friends, send this to everybody |
| [02:26.06] | Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now |
| [02:28.76] | |
| [02:31.47] | If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born |
| [02:37.09] | So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn |
| [02:43.71] | Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down |
| [02:46.56] | Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground |
| [02:49.56] | Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine |
| [02:52.57] | Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online! |
| [02:57.24] | |
| [02:58.35] | Virus alert! |
| [03:00.07] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [03:04.21] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [03:06.95] | |
| [03:07.46] | Virus alert! |
| [03:09.07] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [03:13.06] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [03:15.85] | |
| [03:16.38] | Virus alert! |
| [03:17.69] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [03:21.91] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [03:24.64] | Warn all your friends, send this to everybody |
| [03:27.66] | Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now |
| [03:31.53] | What are you waiting for? |
| [03:33.48] | Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! |
| [03:37.42] | Hit send right now! |
| [03:40.99] | |
| [03:42.38] | Edit by Jsliw |
| [00:02.37] | Weird Al Yankovic |
| [00:03.62] | Virus Alert |
| [00:04.87] | |
| [00:06.05] | Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please |
| [00:11.67] | Really wanna give you a warning |
| [00:13.54] | ' Cause I found out this morning |
| [00:15.14] | About a dangerous, insidious computer virus |
| [00:18.50] | If you should get it, an email with the subject, ' stinky cheese' |
| [00:23.49] | Better not go taking your chances |
| [00:25.35] | Under no circumstances, should you open it |
| [00:28.05] | Or else it will |
| [00:29.14] | |
| [00:30.35] | Translate your documents into Swahili |
| [00:33.63] | Make your TV record " Gigli" |
| [00:35.87] | Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling |
| [00:41.20] | Look out! |
| [00:41.82] | It' s gonna make your computer screen freeze |
| [00:43.77] | Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs |
| [00:44.17] | Look out! |
| [00:46.09] | Look out! |
| [00:46.89] | Erase your hard drive and your backups too |
| [00:49.41] | And the hard drive of anyone related to you |
| [00:52.10] | |
| [00:53.25] | Virus alert! |
| [00:55.00] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [00:59.07] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [01:01.91] | |
| [01:04.91] | Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls |
| [01:10.36] | It' ll make your keyboard all sticky |
| [01:12.27] | Give your poodle a hickey |
| [01:13.55] | And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney |
| [01:16.70] | Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank longdistance calls |
| [01:22.10] | It' ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower |
| [01:25.52] | So just trash it now, or else it will |
| [01:27.84] | |
| [01:29.12] | Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, |
| [01:32.08] | Legally change your name to Reggie, |
| [01:34.59] | Even mess up the pH balance in your pool |
| [01:38.65] | |
| [01:40.18] | Look out! |
| [01:40.92] | It' s gonna melt your face right off your skull |
| [01:42.92] | Look out! |
| [01:43.63] | And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull |
| [01:45.95] | Look out! |
| [01:46.62] | And tell you knockknock jokes while you' re trying to sleep |
| [01:49.14] | Look out! |
| [01:49.91] | And make you physically attracted to sheep |
| [01:51.75] | Look out! |
| [01:52.52] | Steal your identity and your credit cards |
| [01:54.71] | Look out! |
| [01:55.47] | Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards |
| [01:57.61] | Look out! |
| [01:58.36] | Then cause a major rift in time and space |
| [02:00.52] | And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place |
| [02:04.04] | That' s right it' s a... |
| [02:05.47] | |
| [02:05.73] | Virus alert! |
| [02:07.22] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [02:11.29] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [02:14.23] | |
| [02:14.83] | Virus alert! |
| [02:16.09] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [02:20.13] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [02:23.01] | Warn all your friends, send this to everybody |
| [02:26.06] | Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now |
| [02:28.76] | |
| [02:31.47] | If you get infected, you' ll wish you had never been born |
| [02:37.09] | So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn |
| [02:43.71] | Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down |
| [02:46.56] | Drop it in a fortythreefoot hole in the ground |
| [02:49.56] | Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine |
| [02:52.57] | Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online! |
| [02:57.24] | |
| [02:58.35] | Virus alert! |
| [03:00.07] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [03:04.21] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [03:06.95] | |
| [03:07.46] | Virus alert! |
| [03:09.07] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [03:13.06] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [03:15.85] | |
| [03:16.38] | Virus alert! |
| [03:17.69] | Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! |
| [03:21.91] | Forward this message on to everybody |
| [03:24.64] | Warn all your friends, send this to everybody |
| [03:27.66] | Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now |
| [03:31.53] | What are you waiting for? |
| [03:33.48] | Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! |
| [03:37.42] | Hit send right now! |
| [03:40.99] | |
| [03:42.38] | Edit by Jsliw |