Virus Alert

Virus Alert Lyrics

Song Virus Alert
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album Straight Outta Lynwood
Download Image LRC TXT
[00:02.37] Weird Al Yankovic
[00:03.62] Virus Alert
[00:04.87]
[00:06.05] Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
[00:11.67] Really wanna give you a warning
[00:13.54] 'Cause I found out this morning
[00:15.14] About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
[00:18.50] If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
[00:23.49] Better not go taking your chances
[00:25.35] Under no circumstances, should you open it
[00:28.05] Or else it will
[00:29.14]
[00:30.35] Translate your documents into Swahili
[00:33.63] Make your TV record "Gigli"
[00:35.87] Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
[00:41.20] Look out!
[00:41.82] It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze
[00:43.77] Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
[00:44.17] Look out!
[00:46.09] Look out!
[00:46.89] Erase your hard drive and your backups too
[00:49.41] And the hard drive of anyone related to you
[00:52.10]
[00:53.25] Virus alert!
[00:55.00] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[00:59.07] Forward this message on to everybody
[01:01.91]
[01:04.91] Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
[01:10.36] It’ll make your keyboard all sticky
[01:12.27] Give your poodle a hickey
[01:13.55] And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
[01:16.70] Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
[01:22.10] It’ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
[01:25.52] So just trash it now, or else it will
[01:27.84]
[01:29.12] Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
[01:32.08] Legally change your name to Reggie,
[01:34.59] Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
[01:38.65]
[01:40.18] Look out!
[01:40.92] It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull
[01:42.92] Look out!
[01:43.63] And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
[01:45.95] Look out!
[01:46.62] And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep
[01:49.14] Look out!
[01:49.91] And make you physically attracted to sheep
[01:51.75] Look out!
[01:52.52] Steal your identity and your credit cards
[01:54.71] Look out!
[01:55.47] Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
[01:57.61] Look out!
[01:58.36] Then cause a major rift in time and space
[02:00.52] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
[02:04.04] That’s right it’s a...
[02:05.47]
[02:05.73] Virus alert!
[02:07.22] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:11.29] Forward this message on to everybody
[02:14.23]
[02:14.83] Virus alert!
[02:16.09] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:20.13] Forward this message on to everybody
[02:23.01] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[02:26.06] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[02:28.76]
[02:31.47] If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born
[02:37.09] So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
[02:43.71] Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
[02:46.56] Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
[02:49.56] Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
[02:52.57] Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
[02:57.24]
[02:58.35] Virus alert!
[03:00.07] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:04.21] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:06.95]
[03:07.46] Virus alert!
[03:09.07] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:13.06] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:15.85]
[03:16.38] Virus alert!
[03:17.69] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:21.91] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:24.64] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[03:27.66] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[03:31.53] What are you waiting for?
[03:33.48] Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
[03:37.42] Hit send right now!
[03:40.99]
[03:42.38] Edit by Jsliw
[00:02.37] Weird Al Yankovic
[00:03.62] Virus Alert
[00:04.87]
[00:06.05] Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
[00:11.67] Really wanna give you a warning
[00:13.54] ' Cause I found out this morning
[00:15.14] About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
[00:18.50] If you should get it, an email with the subject, ' stinky cheese'
[00:23.49] Better not go taking your chances
[00:25.35] Under no circumstances, should you open it
[00:28.05] Or else it will
[00:29.14]
[00:30.35] Translate your documents into Swahili
[00:33.63] Make your TV record " Gigli"
[00:35.87] Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
[00:41.20] Look out!
[00:41.82] It' s gonna make your computer screen freeze
[00:43.77] Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
[00:44.17] Look out!
[00:46.09] Look out!
[00:46.89] Erase your hard drive and your backups too
[00:49.41] And the hard drive of anyone related to you
[00:52.10]
[00:53.25] Virus alert!
[00:55.00] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[00:59.07] Forward this message on to everybody
[01:01.91]
[01:04.91] Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
[01:10.36] It' ll make your keyboard all sticky
[01:12.27] Give your poodle a hickey
[01:13.55] And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
[01:16.70] Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank longdistance calls
[01:22.10] It' ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
[01:25.52] So just trash it now, or else it will
[01:27.84]
[01:29.12] Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
[01:32.08] Legally change your name to Reggie,
[01:34.59] Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
[01:38.65]
[01:40.18] Look out!
[01:40.92] It' s gonna melt your face right off your skull
[01:42.92] Look out!
[01:43.63] And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
[01:45.95] Look out!
[01:46.62] And tell you knockknock jokes while you' re trying to sleep
[01:49.14] Look out!
[01:49.91] And make you physically attracted to sheep
[01:51.75] Look out!
[01:52.52] Steal your identity and your credit cards
[01:54.71] Look out!
[01:55.47] Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
[01:57.61] Look out!
[01:58.36] Then cause a major rift in time and space
[02:00.52] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
[02:04.04] That' s right it' s a...
[02:05.47]
[02:05.73] Virus alert!
[02:07.22] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:11.29] Forward this message on to everybody
[02:14.23]
[02:14.83] Virus alert!
[02:16.09] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:20.13] Forward this message on to everybody
[02:23.01] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[02:26.06] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[02:28.76]
[02:31.47] If you get infected, you' ll wish you had never been born
[02:37.09] So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
[02:43.71] Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
[02:46.56] Drop it in a fortythreefoot hole in the ground
[02:49.56] Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine
[02:52.57] Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
[02:57.24]
[02:58.35] Virus alert!
[03:00.07] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:04.21] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:06.95]
[03:07.46] Virus alert!
[03:09.07] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:13.06] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:15.85]
[03:16.38] Virus alert!
[03:17.69] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:21.91] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:24.64] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[03:27.66] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[03:31.53] What are you waiting for?
[03:33.48] Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
[03:37.42] Hit send right now!
[03:40.99]
[03:42.38] Edit by Jsliw
[00:02.37] Weird Al Yankovic
[00:03.62] Virus Alert
[00:04.87]
[00:06.05] Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
[00:11.67] Really wanna give you a warning
[00:13.54] ' Cause I found out this morning
[00:15.14] About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
[00:18.50] If you should get it, an email with the subject, ' stinky cheese'
[00:23.49] Better not go taking your chances
[00:25.35] Under no circumstances, should you open it
[00:28.05] Or else it will
[00:29.14]
[00:30.35] Translate your documents into Swahili
[00:33.63] Make your TV record " Gigli"
[00:35.87] Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
[00:41.20] Look out!
[00:41.82] It' s gonna make your computer screen freeze
[00:43.77] Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
[00:44.17] Look out!
[00:46.09] Look out!
[00:46.89] Erase your hard drive and your backups too
[00:49.41] And the hard drive of anyone related to you
[00:52.10]
[00:53.25] Virus alert!
[00:55.00] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[00:59.07] Forward this message on to everybody
[01:01.91]
[01:04.91] Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
[01:10.36] It' ll make your keyboard all sticky
[01:12.27] Give your poodle a hickey
[01:13.55] And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
[01:16.70] Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank longdistance calls
[01:22.10] It' ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
[01:25.52] So just trash it now, or else it will
[01:27.84]
[01:29.12] Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
[01:32.08] Legally change your name to Reggie,
[01:34.59] Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
[01:38.65]
[01:40.18] Look out!
[01:40.92] It' s gonna melt your face right off your skull
[01:42.92] Look out!
[01:43.63] And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
[01:45.95] Look out!
[01:46.62] And tell you knockknock jokes while you' re trying to sleep
[01:49.14] Look out!
[01:49.91] And make you physically attracted to sheep
[01:51.75] Look out!
[01:52.52] Steal your identity and your credit cards
[01:54.71] Look out!
[01:55.47] Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
[01:57.61] Look out!
[01:58.36] Then cause a major rift in time and space
[02:00.52] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
[02:04.04] That' s right it' s a...
[02:05.47]
[02:05.73] Virus alert!
[02:07.22] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:11.29] Forward this message on to everybody
[02:14.23]
[02:14.83] Virus alert!
[02:16.09] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:20.13] Forward this message on to everybody
[02:23.01] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[02:26.06] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[02:28.76]
[02:31.47] If you get infected, you' ll wish you had never been born
[02:37.09] So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
[02:43.71] Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
[02:46.56] Drop it in a fortythreefoot hole in the ground
[02:49.56] Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine
[02:52.57] Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
[02:57.24]
[02:58.35] Virus alert!
[03:00.07] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:04.21] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:06.95]
[03:07.46] Virus alert!
[03:09.07] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:13.06] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:15.85]
[03:16.38] Virus alert!
[03:17.69] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:21.91] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:24.64] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[03:27.66] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[03:31.53] What are you waiting for?
[03:33.48] Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
[03:37.42] Hit send right now!
[03:40.99]
[03:42.38] Edit by Jsliw
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