[00:00.49] It's All About The Pentiums, Baby
[00:05.15] Uhh, Uh-huh, Yeah
[00:09.99] Uhh, Uh-huh, Yeah
[00:13.63] It's All About The Pentiums, Baby
[00:15.98] It's All About The Pentiums, Baby
[00:17.99] It's All About The Pentiums!
[00:20.23] It's All About The Pentiums!
[00:22.54] Yeah
[00:24.62] What Y'all Wanna Do?
[00:26.00] Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers
[00:29.67] Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers?
[00:32.18] 9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard?
[00:34.51] Workin' At A Desk With A Dumb Little Placard?
[00:37.37] Yeah, Payin' The Bills With My Mad Programming Skills
[00:40.37] Defraggin' My Hard Drive For Thrills
[00:42.31] I Got Me A Hundred Gigabytes Of RAM
[00:44.89] I Never Feed Trolls And I Don't Read Spam
[00:47.55] Installed A T1 Line In My House
[00:49.96] Always At My PC, Double-clickin' On My Mizouse
[00:52.88] Upgrade My System At Least Twice A Day
[00:55.19] I'm Strictly Plug-and-play, I Ain't Afraid Of Y2K
[00:58.04] I'm Down With Bill Gates, I Call Him "Money" For Short
[01:00.61] I Phone Him Up At Home And I Make Him Do My Tech Support
[01:03.45] It's All About The Pentiums, What?
[01:05.44] You've Gotta Be The Dumbest Newbie I've Ever Seen
[01:08.23] You've Got White-out All Over Your Screen
[01:10.75] You Think Your Commodore 64 Is Really Neato
[01:13.84] What Kinda Chip You Got In There, A Dorito?
[01:16.40] You're Usin' A 286? Don't Make Me Laugh
[01:19.02] Your Windows Boots Up In What, A Day And A Half?
[01:21.65] You Could Back Up Your Whole Hard Drive On A Floppy Diskette
[01:25.00] You're The Biggest Joke On The Internet
[01:27.09] Your Database Is A Disaster
[01:29.52] You're Waxin' Your Modem, Tryin' To Make It Go Faster
[01:32.19] Hey Fella, I Bet You're Still Livin' In Your Parents' Cellar
[01:35.28] Downloadin' Pictures Of Sarah Michelle Gellar
[01:37.53] And Postin' "Me Too!" Like Some Brain-dead AOL-er
[01:39.94] I Should Do The World A Favor And Cap You Like Old Yeller
[01:42.77] You're Just About As Useless As Jpegs To Hellen Keller
[01:47.00] It's All About The Pentiums!
[01:49.50] It's All About The Pentiums!
[01:52.60] It's All About The Pentiums!
[01:55.00] It's All About The Pentiums!
[01:58.51] Now, What Y'all Wanna Do?
[02:00.26] Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers
[02:04.18] Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers?
[02:06.90] 9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard?
[02:08.17] Uh, Uh, Loggin' In Now
[02:09.27] Wanna Run Wit My Crew, Hah?
[02:11.69] Rule Cyberspace And Crunch Numbers Like I Do?
[02:14.28] They Call Me The King Of The Spreadsheets
[02:16.72] Got 'em Printed Out On My Bedsheets
[02:19.43] My New Computer's Got The Clocks, It Rocks
[02:21.22] But It Was Obsolete Before I Opened The Box
[02:24.05] You Say You've Had Your Desktop For Over A Week?
[02:26.50] Throw That Junk Away, Man, It's An Antique
[02:29.38] Your Laptop Is A Month Old? Well That's Great
[02:32.94] If You Could Use A Nice, Heavy Paperweight
[02:34.63] My Digital Media Is Write-protected
[02:37.73] Every File Inspected, No Viruses Detected
[02:40.49] I Beta Tested Every Operation System
[02:43.22] Gave Props To Some, And Others? I Dissed 'em
[02:45.80] While Your Computer's Crashin', Mine's Multitaskin'
[02:48.31] It Does All My Work Without Me Even Askin'
[02:50.82] Got A Flat-screen Monitor Forty Inches Wide Wide
[02:53.55] I Believe That Your Says "Etch-A-Sketch" On The Side
[02:56.69] In A 32-bit World, You're A 2-bit User
[02:59.13] You've Got Your Own Newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
[03:01.69] Your Motherboard Melts When You Try To Send A Fax
[03:04.22] Where'd You Get Your CPU, In A Box Of Cracker Jacks?
[03:06.90] Play Me Online? Well, You Know That I'll Beat You
[03:09.46] If I Ever Meet You I'll Control-alt-delete You
[03:12.00] What? (X5)
[03:13.99] It's All About The Pentiums!
[03:16.40] It's All About The Pentiums!
[03:19.43] It's All About The Pentiums!
[03:21.83] It's All About The Pentiums!
[03:23.01] Now, What Y'all Wanna Do?
[03:24.97] Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers
[03:28.39] Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers?
[03:30.88] 9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard?
[03:33.30] What??