作曲 : Clark, Violent J
Candy Land -Violent J /Esham
And I say
The more candy
The merrier
So f**k mom and dad
And now boys and girls
I hope you're ready
For a wonderous adventure
Into a world full of lots and lots of candy
Throw your hands up
Clap twice
Then stomp
It's me and grandma nut
In the Molasses swamp
I'm seeing waterfalls pouring up
Chocolate is more
I left that b**ch floatin'
And hit the peppermint forest
Lollipop trees all up in the gumdrop mountains
There I saw jolly Molly sittin'on her nut poppin'
She told me
She was lookin'for the kool aid man
Cause he stuck his tootsie roll in her filling hole and ran
I didn't give a damn
I bit her head off vicious
That rich nougat cookie dough ho was delicious
Now the gingerbread people pimp the popsicle pops
And sell sugar cane to donuts in lemon drops
Here it rains tic tacs
And snows ice cream scoops
And foods get shot up with peanuts
And f**kin'dumped in the goo
So bring your sweet tooth b**ch
I'm a coated pain
And all you sugar free fakes ain't the same
I'm talkin''bout
Candy land candy land
Let's make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Candy land candy land
Let's make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Chocolate chip sugar dipped with the wax lips
Red faygo or some barbecue chips
I need some powdered sugar
Or a sweet and sour booger
Laffy taffy I'm your pappy
You my sugar looka
Boston baked beans lemon heads jolly rancher
Goin'all gummie down ya throat like a tarantula
Call me Spiderman my web's all in ya head
I'm in my gingerbread house gettin'gingerbread
I'm getting paid but now and later
Pineapple grape cherry watermelon
Strawberry all day
Man throw a cream seem like a dream
Yellow gumdrops fell down on me
The cotton candy blew kool aid sky
The sun looked like a big lemon head saying hi
Was I high
I was high
No lie
I'll catch you next time in candy land again
Bye bye
Candy land candy land
Let's make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Candy land candy land
Let's make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
And it's so delicious
B**ch this candy land and it ain't nutritious
And it's so delicious
B**ch this candy land and it ain't nutritious
Well it's me and Mr Mint on his spearmint boat
With some caramel bunnies and a root beer float
And if you think I'm ever going back
You must have and an empty center
You meat loafs do not enter
This is candy land
Blueberry jawbreaker
Candy land law breaker
Like taking candy from a baby
I'm the candy taker
Marsh mellow lemon drop
Jelly beans
And a pair of salty nuts
For all you sugar fiends
And it's so delicious
B**ch this candy land and it ain't nutritious
And it's so delicious
B**ch this candy land and it ain't nutritious
Candy land candy land
Let's make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Candy land candy land
Let's make a run for candy land
Candy land candy land
Maybe we can hook up with the candy man
Yummy and delicious
A wide variety of sugar coated artificial coloring
Tell mom and dad you want some candy
A great way to rot your mouth out