Bob: Now kids we're gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs, The Bunny Song
John Claude: Mr Bob we're not supposed to sing the bunny song
Bob: oh ho ho thank you for pointing that out John Claude but this is the new and improved bunny song, 
this is the one we're supposed to sing
John Claude: i see
the bunny 
the bunny
whoa i ate the bunny
i didn't eat my soup or my bread
just the bunny
the bunny
the bunny
oh i love the bunny
but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny
i didn't eat my salad
i didn't eat my steak
i had too much candy and got a tummy-ache
i need to eat good food to help me to grow
i'll obey my momma cause she loves me so
yah i'll go to church
and i'll go to school
that stuff is important
and i ain't no fool
i don't want no pickles
i don't want no honey
i just want a plate of a bucket of bunnies
i don't want a tissue
no no no girls
no that's wrong 
i learned my lesson
oh you're gonna get tummy-aches
now you stop singin' that stuff
listen here girls
oh no
the bunny 
the bunny
whoa i ate the bunny
i didn't eat my soup or my bread
just the bunny
the bunny 
the bunny
oh i love the bunny
but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny