作曲 : Heinecke, Nawrocki, Vischer
Our curtain opens as Larry  having just finished his morning
Bath  is searching for his hairbrush  Having no success  Larry cries out
Oh  where is my hairbrush  Oh where is my hairbrush  Oh  where
Oh  where  oh  where  oh  where  oh  where  oh  where  oh  where  oh
Where oh  where     is my hairbrush
Having heard his cry  Pa Grape enters the scene  Shocked and
Slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel  Pa regains his
Composure and reports
I think I saw a hairbrush back there
Back there is my hairbrush  Back there is my hairbrush  Back
There  back there  oh  where  back there  oh  where  oh  where  back
There  back there  back there     is my hairbrush "
Having heard his joyous proclamation  Junior Asparagus enters
The scene  Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a
Towel  Junior regains his composure and comments
Why do you need a hairbrush  You don't have any hair
Larry is taken aback  The thought had never occured to him
No hair  What would this mean  What will become of him  What will become
Of his hairbrush  Larry wonders
No hair for my hairbrush  No hair for my hairbrush  No hair  no
Hair  no where  no hair  no hair  no hair  no where  back there  no hair

For my hairbrush

Having heard his wonderings  Bob the Tomato enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel  Bob
Regains his composure and confesses
Larry  that old hairbrush of yours     Well  you never use it  you
Don't really need it  So  well  I'm sorry     I didn't know  But I gave
It to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair "
Feeling a deep sense of loss  Larry stumbles back and laments
Not fair for my hairbrush  Not fair  My poor hairbrush  Not
Fair  not fair  no hair  not fair  no where  no hair  not fair  not
Fair  not fair  My little hairbrush "

Having heard his lament  the Peach enters the scene  Himself
In a towel  both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly
Embarrassed at the sight of   each other  But recognizing Larry's
Generosity  the Peach is thankful
Thanks for the hairbrush

Yes  good has been done here  The Peach exits the scene
Larry smiles  but  still feeling an emotional attachment for the
Hairbrush  calls out
Take care of my hairbrush  Take care  oh my hairbrush

Take care  take care  don't dare not care  take care  nice hair  no fair  take care  take care     of my hairbrush
The end