作词 : Vanity Six
Let me tell U a story 
My favorite band in life is playing town on Wednesday's night 
I wish 2 God I had the nerve 2 go 
The singer in the band is my type, not 2 big or small 
But I hate 2 let my inner feelings show 
My made-up name is Vanity cuz a girl's best friend's her pride 
And a working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks 
Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie 
But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6 
When I'm older, I wanna be a movie star just like Greta Garbo 
Well, then I could tell everybody what 2 do 
Well, she was so cool, it was plain 2 see that she was in control 
I bet she never played the part of anyone's fool 
So, my made-up name is Vanity cuz a girl's best friend's her pride 
And a working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks 
(Oh no, oh no) 
Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie 
But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6 
Play your song one time baby girl 
I don't think they heard U now, baby 
That's all I need 2 say because I think U understand 
Unless, of course, in another life U were a man 
Please believe me when I tell U a girl's best friend's her pride 
A working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks (No she don't) 
Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie 
But with the female, well, 3 x 2 = 6 
Won't somebody help me? 
Please believe me when I tell U a girl's best friend's her pride 
A working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks 
Sister, can U hear me? 
(Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie) 
But with the female, (3 x 2 = 6) 3 x 2 = 6 
(Sister, can U hear me talkin' 2 ya?) 
(Please believe me when I tell U a girl's best friend's her pride) 
When I tell ya a girl's best friend's her pride 
(A working girl don't have 2 tolerate the mailman's tricks) 
(Sister, can U hear me?) 
(Everybody gets 3 years of tribulation unless they lie) 
But with the female, 3 x 2 = 6