作词 : Dickerson, Vanity Six
CHORUS: 
He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler 
He's so dull, still livin' with his mother 
He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me 
He's always callin' on the telephone 
He won't go out without a chaperone 
Cuz he's so afraid 2 be alone with me 
He's always reading science magazines 
And he doesn't even wear blue jeans 
Why can't he understand what all this means 2 me? 
CHORUS 
He watches television night and day 
He doesn't listen 2 a word I say 
And he's always tryin' 2 walk me home from school 
I'd like 2 tell'em that I wish he was dead (Drop dead) 
But he could never get it through his head 
He'll never change, he'll always be a fool 
CHORUS 
(Anywhere, I say he won't get anywhere) 
He's so dull {x4} 
He's so dull (Still livin' with his mother) 
He's so dull (I bet he never had a lover) 
He's so dull (And he won't get anywhere with me) 
He's so dull 
He's so dull (Still livin' with his mother) 
(I bet he never had a lover) 
(And he won't get anywhere with me) {fade out}