Your daddy works in porno, now that mommy's not around She used to love her h****n, but now she's underground So, you stay out late at night and you do your coke for free Drivin' your friends crazy with your life's insanity Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Sowin all your wild oats in another's luxuries Yesterday was Tuesday, maybe Thursday you can sleep But school starts much too early and this hotel wasn't free So party till your connection call, honey, I'll return the key Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Well, well, well, you never can tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Everyone needs love You know that it's true Someday you'll find someone that'll fall in love with you But, oh, the time it takes When you're all alone Someday you'll find someone that you can call your own But till then ya better! Now you're clean and so discreet I won't say a word But most of all this song is true, case you haven't heard Honey you keep tryin', we both know money burns So stop your cryin' and you'll get what you deserve Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Well, well, well, you never can tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Well, well, well, you just can't tell Well, well, well, my Michelle Well, well, well, you never can tell Well, well, well, my Michelle My my my Michele My my my Michele My my my Michele My my my Michele My my my Michele My my my Michele My my my Michele My my my Michele Michelle