Don't quit your day job 
Corporate-cry baby 
A bit wiser and a whole lot older, feelin' bolder 
Suckin' up to the last stockholder with a 
Golden parachute slung over your shoulder 
Jacked-up-be-boy 
Another fool got stuck in the whirlpool 
Lookin' for a fast break, not enough cake to go 'round 
Another brother goes down, and he's out of the gene pool 
Media-pimp 
Day after day, night after night if the money is right 
The campaign goes on to make right seem wrong 
With computer animation and a hip-hop song 
Land of opportunity, this is the 
Stop Don't quit your day job 
Cowboy-politician 
Suckin' up to the aristocracy 
Not even sure if you like democracy 
Tryin' to establish an 
American royalty, a personal dynasty 
Priests-of-the-airwaves 
Let the buyer beware, it's a jungle out there 
So buy my advice and don't think twice 
Then me and your money will go someplace sunny 
Celebrity-stud-monkey 
Kiss and tell, got a book to sell '
Cause you don't excel or do anything well 
Since you slipped past thirty, better keep the sex dirty 
Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money