Amy
I look around
And once again I'm on my own
My man ain't here
He's gone and done me wrong
No one's gonna stop
This girl from having fun
I throw my hands up high
And have a party for one!
I'm having a me party!
A party by myself
A me party!
I don't need nobody else.
I'm having a me party!
I'm the first and last to show!
There's no one at this party
That I don't already know!
Miss Piggy
I'm not gonna sit around
By myself and wait for you
Haven't you heard? 
One is the new two!
I'm gonna make a scene
I'm gonna make a fuss!
Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with
Just the one of us!
I'm having a me party!
I don't need no invitation!
A me party!
I just love the conversation!
Me party!
You do the math, Frog!
It means I don't need you!
Amy (spoken)
I won't lie, 
There are times
When I wish I was with you
There are days when all this girl can see
Is a world that's made for two
At times like this I feel alone
And it's like nobody cares
But I only have to call my name
And darling I'll be there!
Piggy and Amy
I'm having a me party!
Haven't I seen me here before?
Having a me party!
I'm the last one on the dance floor!
Me party!
A party just for moi!
Me party!
This is solo mardi gras!
Me party!
I'm such good company!
Me party!
I save the last dance for me!
Amy
What happens at a Me Party
Stays at a me party