Everybody's expecting me to come out with another dance
 I ain’t gonna do it this time, I'm scared to take the chance
 Well, I'm gonna get serious, that I ain’t [?
 I want you to know what I'm talking about, I'm the funkiest man alive
 I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
 I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
 I'm funky, funky
 Can’t nobody take my title, I’m the funkiest man alive
 Listen here, now
 One o'clock in the morning, I’m funky
 Two o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Three o'clock in the morning, I’m funky
 Four o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Five o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Six o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Seven o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Eight o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Nine o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Ten o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Eleven o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 Twelve o'clock in the morning, I'm funky
 All around the clock, I'm funky
 All around the clock, I'm funky
 Get on, now
 Early in the morning, I'm funky
 Late in the evening, I'm funky
 Now, listen, lady
 Little sister knows, I'm funky
 Big brother knows, I'm funky
 Mama knows, I'm funky
 Papa knows, I'm funky
 Grandpa knows, I'm funky
 Grandma knows, I'm funky
 I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
 I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
 Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
 Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
 I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
 I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive
 Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
 Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
 Can't nobody take my title, can't nobody
 Can't nobody take my title, can't nobody
 I'm the funkiest man alive
 I'm the funkiest man alive
 Can't nobody take my title, I'm the funkiest man alive
 I'm, I'm the funkiest man alive