[00:00.00] 作词 : Banks, Clinton, Collins ... [00:00.06]Aight, biiiiitch! funky mother****ing fresh [00:06.78]Some of that '93 old school shit, hoe [00:10.83]Well i'm too $hort baby, hear what i say [00:14.04]I never do work but i always play [00:16.41]Cause the game is life and i play the game [00:19.32]So you never talk down on a player's name [00:22.11]When i grab my mic i'm the one man crew [00:25.20]Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you [00:27.63]When you heard too $hort came to town [00:30.63]You never would've thought i'd be looking down [00:33.27]On who? on you cause i'm so big [00:35.85]Me and my money is all i dig [00:38.76]I'm from the dangerous crew, we ain't no punk [00:42.45]We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass [00:45.42]Beating like a dick fien [00:47.28]Back seat riding in a limosine [00:49.95]Telling that freak all about me [00:52.65]The creater of greater, sucker mc's [00:55.50]Chilling out in the oaktown singing a rap [00:58.53]No mc could rock like that [01:01.26]Now i say it like bitches say [01:04.05]No mc could rock my way [01:06.93]When i rap it's always great [01:09.36]Wouldn't care if it was like or on a tape [01:12.21]It's me, $hort, the one and only [01:15.12]Spitting that rap to all my homies [01:17.88]You know about you, you know i'm a star [01:20.52]When i rap too good i might take it too far [01:23.31]Had the whole damn crowd going wild [01:26.04]Cause i don't stop rapping, that's my style [01:29.16]Too $hort baby from east oakland [01:31.86]I got more hoes than i can count on my hand [01:34.29]You got women? well i got more [01:37.05]You don't know? ****, i'm playboy $hort [01:39.87]They call me "playboy $hort" known everywhere [01:42.69]Had a life long dream to be a player [01:45.72]Way too cold at a younger age [01:48.39]It was every day, just make that page [01:51.09]Still playing the same, still young at the game [01:54.15]Never talk down on a player's name [01:56.46]Cause i'm big time, paid all my dues [01:59.52]I'm rich and famous and way too cool [02:02.52]People can't **** with the way i'm rhyming [02:05.22]They say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds [02:08.13]Too $hort baby is the name i use [02:10.59]A '93 lexus is what i cruise [02:13.62]Clean from the start, i thought i was it [02:16.20]I was cadillac slick in the dust i kick [02:18.93]But the caddy got parked cause i'm riding new [02:21.60]Eastside bitch, so i'm siding, fool [02:24.66]Money everywhere, all over the floor [02:27.27]At the bank i'm known as "mr. $hort" [02:30.03]At the house i be chilling, getting some head [02:32.82]Writing raps all day, even in bed [02:35.67]And them groupie-ass bitches love this shit [02:38.46]The funk rap master, made to fit [02:41.13]Just her, i'm all in them guts [02:43.92]Homeboy can't **** so i hooked it up [02:46.56]But young women like you with your big round butts [02:49.77]Blind girls driving down the street called "love" [02:52.56]Chasing that man, who really can't stand [02:55.38]Seeing your face so now you ran [02:57.87]And you don't realize what you'll soon see [03:00.60]The way making love is supposed to be [03:03.24]With a player known as playboy too [03:06.09]Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through [03:09.06]Players play women who like to get played [03:12.33]****ed like you just trying to get laid [03:14.64]But i like money, and i get paid [03:17.52]I do my duty and say "good day" [03:20.01]I didn't want to make love, i'm not that fast [03:22.83]What the hell, she's a freak, she even asked [03:25.50]So let's go to my room, after the show [03:28.65]Treat me like a pimp, and pay me hoe [03:31.23]You can suck my dick and i might sing [03:33.99]Just love too $hort, i'm everything [03:36.69]So cool, my name is "too" [03:39.87]Call it how you want but i won't call you [03:42.57]Ring my phone and you might see [03:45.30]Ringing my phone just won't get me [03:47.82]Cause i'm hard to find, and i get mine [03:50.55]And if i was looking for you, i wouldn't be in line [03:53.40]I'd be right on time in the right place [03:56.49]Too $hort baby all in your face [03:59.31]Talking bout mine and what i want [04:02.04]****ing mc's with the dangerous funk [04:04.65]I'm on my way, to the top [04:07.62]So much rapping i'll never stop [04:10.20]And all that fame, you might claim [04:13.14]Couldn't stand up by my rap name [04:15.81]You might be good, i don't care [04:18.36]I've been rapping like this 13 long years [04:21.18]I got more respect then you'll ever get [04:24.03]Cause i don't stop rapping and you know that shit [04:27.03]Sucker mc's with your record deal [04:29.52]Most tapes out now couldn't be real [04:32.34]Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming bout hits [04:35.31]But you'll find out too $hort don't quit [04:37.95]When i grab my mic i'm the one man crew [04:41.04]Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you [04:43.44]When you heard too $hort came to town [04:45.00]You never would've thought i'd be looking down... (fades out)