作词 : Fitzgerald
Most girls, 
I can't wait for them to leave 
And they're giving me the creeps by morning 
Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and 
I hate to watch them eat and they're boring. 
You didn't rat when the lab caught fire 
Throughout the 
Inland Empire- 
You're my empress, and 
I crown you 
Most girls that 
I've bin with before are fat and ugly ho's compared to you 
Most girls, that 
I've known throughout my life always think they're right, but they're wrong- fucking wrong 
But baby you're not like that 
You understand me and it's not an act 
You're my empress, and 
I crown you [Chorus:] 
I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us 
We'll live in 
San Berdu and sell the place in 
Cypress Come on let's do it run away with me honey 
We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy 
And fly away:. 
Most girls, 
I'd rather be alone and 
I can't answer the phone cuz they're scaring me 
Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they always make a scene 
And they're threatening me 
The time apart it didn't hurt us 
And now I finished my community service 
You're my empress, and 
I crown you [Chorus] 
Come on let's do it run away with me honey 
We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy 
And fly away:. 
All those years 
I was just searching 
Fuck that noise, baby you're perfect 
All them mean nothing cuz 
I found you 
How did you get so awesome? 
Let's spend the weekend in 
Laughlin You are my empress, 
I crown you