Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man
Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a d**n
And there's my man up on the stage
And with the children about four in age
They're crazy
They're crippled
But they're lovely
And young
And wild
And lovely
And crippled
And crippled
And crippled
And it's a crime
They're lovely
And lovely
Where's Jerry Lewis
Who's on the stage soon
Who's coming up
Coppin' a feel from a crippled baboon
I'll give my money to any baboon who's crazy enough to win my money
And there's a cripple so I give some more
Oh
Here's a fiver for you
Son
I love you
I love you too
You lovely crippled boy
Crippled
You lovely crippled boy
Crippled motherf**ker
Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man come Labor Day each year
Where's Jerry Lewis
Wheelchair blues
Where's Jerry Lewis
Ah
Winner
You're a real winner
Where's Jerry Lewis