Hey, hello Hi mom, it's me AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk because every night I come home drunk Hi mom, it's me, the fucking little shit the ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit I know you think my band's just a waste of time those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine Hi mom, it's me, the fucking little shit the ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit Got 5 bucks I can borrow?