Bart:How could you, Krusty? I never lend my name to an inferior product.
Krusty:They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house!
I'm not made of stone!
Bart:Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel!
They forced us to make wallets for export and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty:Oh, my God!
Bart:actually the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty:Was it a nice hat?
Bart:Oh, yeah.
Krusty:Oh, my God!
Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you.
I'm gonna show you kids the time of your life.
Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth...TIJUANA!!!!
Campers:YAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Crooner:South of the border - down Mexico way
That's where I fell in love, when stars above came out to play
And now as I wonder - my thoughts ever stray
South of the border - down Mexico way
She was a picture - in old Spanish lace
And just for a tender while, I kissed a smile - upon her face
For it was fiesta - and we were so gay
South of the border - Mexico way
Those mission bells told me that I must not stray
South of the border - down Mexico way
Mexicans:iole!