[00:21.64]Chief Wiggum:Long before the Superdome,
[00:25.30]Where the Saints of football play,
[00:29.34]Lived a city that the damned call home.
[00:33.59]Hear their hellish roundelay...
[00:44.40]Ensemble:New Or-le-ans,
[00:46.41]Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
[00:48.67]New Or-le-ans,
[00:50.76]Tacky overpriced souvenir stores.
[00:52.50]If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip
[00:55.24]To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississip.
[00:57.37]New Or-le-ans,
[00:59.50]Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile,
[01:01.23]New Or-le-ans,
[01:03.90]Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul.
[01:06.11]New Or-le-ans,
[01:08.23]Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank,
[01:10.53]New Or-le-ans.
[01:13.14]Woman:What's the matter, honey, are you lost?
[01:15.21]Marge:I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.
[01:19.55]Ma name is Blanche DuBois.
[01:27.78]I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,
[01:32.65]A neverending party...
[01:36.22]Ha!
[01:37.98]I'm a faded southern dame
[01:41.12]Without a dime.
[01:47.69]Apu:I'm collecting for The Evening Star.
[01:49.96]Marge:Come here, I wanna kiss you just once,
[01:54.18]softly and sweetly on your mouth.
[02:01.73]Apu:I am just a simple paper boy,
[02:05.51]No romance do I seek.
[02:09.48]I just wanted forty cents
[02:13.50]For my deliveries last week.
[02:18.16]Will this bewitching floozy
[02:22.30]Seduce this humble newsie?
[02:26.43]Oh, what's a paper boy to...do?
[02:36.27]Woo-hoo!
[02:45.28]Ned Flanders:STELLA!!!
[02:48.13]STELLA!!!
[02:51.73]Can't you hear me yell-a?
[02:54.96]You're puttin' me through Hell-a?
[02:58.37]Stella, STELLA!!!!
[03:29.43]Marge:Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
[03:37.11]Ensemble:You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
[03:41.30]To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
[03:44.66]Marge:Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
[03:48.10]Cast:A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
[03:53.39]You haven't met!
[03:57.10]STREETCAR!