作曲 : Clausen, Jean, Kogen, Reiss ...
Krusty:Hi, everybody! I'm Krusty the Clown!
And I'd like to welcome the parents
and/or the closest living relative
to Kamp Krusty on Parents and/or the Closest Living Relative Day!
We're gonna begin by singing the Kamp Krusty Song
and then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers will sing it in their own special way.
Take it away, maestro!
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
From your gleaming mess hall
To your hallowed baseball field
And your spic 'n' spam infirmary
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mt. Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty...
Bart:Let's rock this puppy! Come on, Otto Mann!
Otto:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Woah!
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
I'm the transportation dude.
I got the gig when they saw my sign,
It said, "I will work for food!"
So, hail! Yeah, hail! Alright, hail!
Take it away, Lisa.
Lisa:Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
With your frequent moose attacks.
There are skunks in half the bunks
But at least I've got my sax.
And I'd like to play.
Okay, Martin, dazzle 'em.
Martin Prince, Jr.:A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
I came here to lose weight!
O fate most cruel, they fed me gruel
And stuff that looks like bait.
And a pox on thee, Clown Krusty!
Your behavior gives us pause.
Your heart is hard, you have no regard
For the state's child labor laws!
A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
We are yearning to be free!
We will ne'er return to Krusty!
Bart:Aw, put a lid on it, Martin, let's rock this camp!
I HATE IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:CAN'T STAND IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:LET'S BURN IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:LET'S FRY IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:DON'T TRY IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:ELECTROCUTE IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:LET'S DO IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:ANNIHILATE IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:REGURGITATE IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:REFUTE IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:THEN BOOT IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:I HATE IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:CAN'T STAND IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!
Bart:DISBAND IT!
Campers:KAMP KRUSTY!!