[00:16.79]Lisa:Hey, what are you hiding
[00:18.96]Under that funny hair?
[00:24.12]I know the lights are on,
[00:26.17]But there's nobody there.
[00:31.65]I need a new life.
[00:33.87]I need a new next of kin.
[00:38.73]So, I've got news for you.
[00:41.77]Brother, I'm trading you in...
[00:46.29]Lisa and Back-Up Singers:For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
[00:53.82]Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
[01:01.62]Lisa:Somebody who'd be a friend in me,
[01:05.90]Somebody who would care about me.
[01:08.92]Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
[01:20.94]Bart:Hey, Little Miss Perfect,
[01:23.51]Who made you the queen?
[01:28.22]Who said it was cool
[01:30.56]To be so squeaky clean?
[01:34.52]Aw, man.
[01:35.75]I need a playmate,
[01:38.40]Someone who knows how to have some fun.
[01:42.93]So I've got news for you,
[01:46.20]Sister, your time has come.
[01:48.54]Your time has come!
[01:50.38]Bart and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
[01:57.90]Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
[02:05.51]Bart:Somebody who's got a radical mind,
[02:09.28]Over the edge and way out of line.
[02:13.50]Bart and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
[02:22.34]Lisa:Gonna trade you in.
[02:26.58]Hmmmmmm, yeah.
[02:30.90]I'm gonna trade you in.
[02:35.33]You know you're too much to take,
[02:37.32]You're completely deranged.
[02:39.42]I'd sell you for a dime
[02:41.10]And give nine cents change.
[02:42.95]Bart:I wouldn't take any money.
[02:44.90]That's a losing bet.
[02:46.55]I'd trade you in
[02:48.51]For anyone I could get.
[02:50.73]Lisa:Anything I could get!
[02:52.55]Bart:Anytime I could get it!
[02:54.27]Lisa:Anywhere I could get it!
[02:56.46]Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
[03:04.00]Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
[03:11.54]Bart:Somebody who'd be a friend in me.
[03:15.37]Lisa:Somebody who would care about me!
[03:19.12]Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world...
[03:22.98]Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
[03:30.41]Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
[03:37.94]Bart:Somebody who'd be a friend in me.
[03:41.75]Lisa:Somebody who would care about me!
[03:45.51]Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world...
[03:49.40]Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.