[00:06.50]Bart:Ha ha ha ha ha!
[00:17.51]Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[00:21.45]Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[00:25.74]Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[00:29.97]Thou shall have fun!
[00:34.24]Bart:Ladies and gentlemen, hello, it's Bart again.
[00:36.35]Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend,
[00:38.36]'Cause like it or lump it, this is Simpson-style,
[00:40.47]And this I demand: Don't touch that dial!
[00:42.55]I got your attention, so you'd better listen up!
[00:44.67]Dance if you must, but please don't interrupt!
[00:46.83]'Cause the singing I'm slayin' comes straight from the heart.
[00:48.80]I call this little song "The Ten Commandments of Bart".
[00:51.40]Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[00:55.36]Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[00:59.48]Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[01:03.70]Thou shall have fun!
[01:07.94]Bart:Let us begin with commandment number ten:
[01:10.30]Thou shalt be sure to shake your big rear end.
[01:12.13]Shake it for your mama, and shake it for when
[01:14.32]You wanna party-harty and get down in the den!
[01:16.45]Getting funky in the rumpus room would be kinda hip.
[01:18.44]You bring the chips, I'll bring the bean dip.
[01:20.65]By this, I mean shake your bootius maximus,
[01:22.66]Make everybody happy, give them satisfactimus!
[01:24.85]Now comes a time for commandment number nine.
[01:26.91]It's goes something like this: thou shalt always make rhymes.
[01:28.92]'Cause rhyming is a way, man, to make your own news.
[01:31.20]Better than CNN, better than Family Values.
[01:33.13]Don't get me misconstrued, I'm not tryin' to be crude,
[01:35.28]But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood.
[01:37.34]It ain't true that our culture's in a decline,
[01:39.44]Just listen to the super-fine, spine-shaking bass line.
[01:50.21]Now you're itchin' and twitchin' to this mucho bewitchin',
[01:52.18]The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatchin'.
[01:54.36]Hold on to your hats, because here come the scratchin'!
[02:08.44]Who did that?
[02:11.45]Let's cruise, shall we now, to commandment number eight,
[02:13.40]Goes exactly like this: Thou shall procrastinate!
[02:15.53]Put another way, this means you must be late,
[02:17.50]Whenever you can, make everybody wait.
[02:19.65]When homework is due, don't give in to fate.
[02:21.78]But do say: teacher, guess what, the dog ate it.
[02:23.91]Of all the commandments, none can be greater...
[02:26.30]If you want more details, come back later!
[02:28.25]Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[02:32.41]Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[02:36.69]Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[02:40.84]Thou shall have fun!
[02:45.54]Bart:Movin' right along, here's commandment number seven:
[02:47.22]Thou shalt go wild, 'cause you'll never get to heaven.
[02:49.31]You don't say "No," you do say "Yo!"
[02:51.42]You hear bad songs, turn up the radio.
[02:53.49]Then, when you're dead, Fred, where you gonna go?
[02:55.68]You're going down low, where the rocks grow.
[02:57.78]The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video
[02:59.87]Except no guitars, 'cause, wouldn't ya know,
[03:02.10]It's swell down in hell except...
[03:03.73]The Devil plays the banjo.
[03:07.58]Ha ha ha ha ha!
[03:10.81]Next up here is commandment number six,
[03:12.63]It goes like this: Thou shalt dance like lunatics.
[03:14.74]Try to get movin' and shakin' and groovin'
[03:16.89]And hoppin' and moppin' and flippity-floppin'.
[03:18.98]Hey, what happened? Beat box is broke.
[03:21.30]Maggie, come here quick, I'm starting to choke.
[03:22.95]Come on girl, here's the deal, I'm really stuckin',
[03:25.26]I need your help, so, Maggie, please start suckin'.
[03:31.89]Oh, yeah, that's it, that's what I require,
[03:33.86]An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier.
[03:40.32]And now we arrive to commandment number five.
[03:42.21]Short and sweet: Thou shalt be alive.
[03:44.34]Take off your pants, strut around in the nude.
[03:46.41]If somebody sees you, say "What's happenin', dude?"
[03:53.29]Oh, yeah, now we're starting to soar.
[03:55.18]The countdown continues: commandment number four!
[03:57.10]I say unto you: Thou shalt slam the door.
[03:59.80]Wake up the neighbors, that's what it's for.
[04:01.22]Slam it again. Slam it some more.
[04:03.29]Now you got a beat that never happened before.
[04:05.42]Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[04:09.57]Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[04:13.89]Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[04:18.50]Thou shall have fun!
[04:22.40]Bart:Which brings us on to commandment number three:
[04:24.44]Thou shalt question authority.
[04:26.50]'Cause authority hates curiosity,
[04:28.55]Which leads straight to originality.
[04:30.63]From there, my friends, spontaneity.
[04:32.72]And the downward spots straight to mockery.
[04:34.85]Then a hop and a skip to mutiny.
[04:36.95]Then mutiny leads to anarchy.
[04:39.11]Then a...
[04:40.57]Homer:Bart! Knock it off! Turn it down!
[04:43.39]Bart:Okay, okay. Here's commandment number two:
[04:45.49]Thou shalt do exactly what you wanna do.
[04:47.58]Get a tattoo, eat a honeydew,
[04:49.77]Raid a taboo, paint your head blue.
[04:51.86]If you're bald, go buy a toupee.
[04:54.00]If you're starved, go eat a souflee.
[04:56.80]If you're crazy, get on the subway.
[04:58.21]If you're bored, dance on the freeway.
[05:00.38]If you're sexy, put on negligee.
[05:02.48]'Cause this is what I have to say:
[05:04.48]Hurray for horseplay, gotta have horseplay.
[05:06.64]Besides that, man, eh, what the hay!
[05:17.26]And now, at last it's commandment number one.
[05:19.33]Put quite simply,
[05:20.32]Bart and Singers:Thou shalt have fun!
[05:21.41]Singers:Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[05:25.65]Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[05:29.88]Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[05:34.60]Thou shall have fun!
[05:38.30]Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[05:42.56]Thou shall have fun!(If you wanna be happy!)
[05:46.82]Thou shall have fun!(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
[05:50.98]Thou shall have fun!
[05:55.20]Thou shalt have fun!
[06:01.94]Lisa:That was pretty cool, huh?