[00:08.43]Well, Mr. Burns had done it,
[00:10.48]The Power Plant had won it,
[00:12.54]With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
[00:16.58]Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
[00:20.72]While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar-room tile.
[00:24.40]We're talkin' softball,
[00:27.20]From Maine to San Diego,
[00:28.95]Talkin' softball,
[00:30.99]Mattingly and Canseco,
[00:33.00]Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw,
[00:37.70]Steve Sax and his run-in with the law,
[00:40.79]We're talkin' Homer,
[00:44.41]Ozzie and the Straw.
[00:49.27]We're talkin' softball,
[00:51.70]From Maine to San Diego,
[00:53.25]Talkin' softball,
[00:55.72]Mattingly and Canseco,
[00:57.70]Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw,
[01:01.74]Steve Sax and his run-in with the law,
[01:05.42]We're talkin' Homer,
[01:08.93]Ozzie and the Straw.