[00:00.52]Homer:John Paul, how are the new uniforms?
[00:02.67]Do they match the suede boots?
[00:04.39]Beautiful. Did you get the new trucks?
[00:07.15]Are they amphibious?
[00:08.48]Well, there's only one way to find out: We can always buy more.
[00:12.81]Lisa:Wow, Dad, you're really working hard.
[00:14.93]Homer:Yes, I gotta work hard, honey. I made a lot of crazy promises.
[00:19.28]Marge:I'm really proud of you, Homie. But can the garbage man really do all the things you said?
[00:24.74]Homer:Oh, the garbage man can, Marge. The garbage man can.
[00:38.34]Who can take your trash out?
[00:41.87]Stomp it down for you?
[00:45.54]Shake the plastic bag
[00:47.20]And do the twisty thingy, too?
[00:49.18]The garbage man.
[00:52.59]Garbage men:Oh, the garbage man can.
[00:56.34]Homer & garbage men:The garbage man can
[00:57.88]And he does it with a smile
[00:59.70]And never judges you.
[01:03.79]Marge:Who can take this diaper?
[01:07.43]Garbage man:I don't mind at all.
[01:11.50]Chief Wiggum:Who can clean me up
[01:12.47]Before the big Policeman's ball?
[01:14.57]The garbage maaaaaaaaaaan.
[01:18.14]Garbage men:Yes the Garbage Man can
[01:21.77]U2:The sanitation folks
[01:23.69]Are jolly friendly blokes,
[01:25.39]Courteous and easy going.
[01:28.99]They'll mop up when you're overflowing.
[01:32.85]Bono:And tell you when your arse is showing.
[01:36.62]Apu:Who can?
[01:37.44]Sideshow Mel:Who can?
[01:38.29]Flanders:Who can?
[01:39.14]Oscar the Grouch:Who can?
[01:43.72]Everyone:The Garbage Man can
[01:47.70]Bart and Lisa:'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man!
[01:50.24]Everyone:He cleans the world...for...YOU!