[00:00.48]Marge:Sharry, you did the best you could, but you can't change this family and neither can I.
[00:07.40]From now on, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride.
[00:11.29]Sharry Bobbins:But haven't I taught you people anything?
[00:13.50]Homer:No.
[00:13.34]Lisa:No.
[00:13.71]Bart:No.
[00:14.25]Marge:No.
[00:14.85]Maggie:(suck suck suck)
[00:16.60]Sharry Bobbins:So you like it this way?
[00:17.94]Homer:Indubitably.
[00:20.46]Around the house,
[00:21.76]I never lift a finger.
[00:24.41]As a husband and father,
[00:26.21]I'm subpar.
[00:28.61]I'd rather drink a beer
[00:30.15]Than win Father of the Year.
[00:32.48]I'm happy with things the way they are.
[00:35.94]Lisa:I'm getting used to never getting noticed.
[00:40.30]Bart:I'm stuck here till I can steal a car.
[00:44.12]Marge:The house is still a mess
[00:45.69]And I'm going bald from stress.
[00:47.60]Marge, Bart and Lisa:But we're happy just the way we are.
[00:55.41]Flanders:They're not perfect,
[00:56.66]But the Lord says, "Love thy neighbor."
[00:59.25]Homer:Shut up, Flanders!
[01:00.64]Flanders:Okely-dokely-doo.
[01:03.60]Sharry Bobbins:Don't think it's sour grapes,
[01:04.94]But you're all a bunch of apes,
[01:07.22]And so I must be leaving you!
[01:18.99]Bart and Lisa:Goodbye, Sharry Bobbins.
[01:20.96]Marge:Thanks for everything.
[01:22.96]Barney Gumble:So long, Superman.
[01:25.22]Lisa: Do you think we'll ever see her again?
[01:27.70]Homer:I'm sure we will, honey.
[01:30.40]I'm sure we will.